Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in relay's LiveJournal:

Monday, September 8th, 2003
2:40 am	HAHAHA... i'm russian damnit. i can be crazy. (actually i was born on a farm in maryland) trin said "yo, really let me get your photo relay." so i made a pose of me looking like i was eating the bar handle thingy. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
2:36 am	me trying to kill archimedes the june green beetle (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 31st, 2003
12:16 am	okay yeah, i tried to murder the chameleon today. it is not might fault, i thought it was a walking leaf. i mean come on, that's not cool to tear up & attack. trinity is mad at me, and doesnt love me no more. she was also mad at me because i pissed all over Rj's bag pack. & i chased godzilla to a point where he was missing for several hours. trin was hysterical/depressed. god nobody loves me anymore. (Comment on this)
Monday, July 28th, 2003
7:16 am	relaxing... something new: (Comment on this)
7:09 am	i hate reptiles (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 24th, 2003
4:48 am	::sigh:: Why do we need other creatures in the house? This Godzilla my family speaks of it a green small thing, with scales, and is spoiled to death. I rarely get the attention around here. The more I beg. It makes me want to kill the thing. But all is well. The house is now spacious. I have a lot of choices. Such as I could sleep in 7 areas in the house that are spotless, clean, and most of all confortable. Beauty sleep is as better as over. Exept in Trin's room. Oh the annoyance... and her Gary Numan music. She should switch tastes. Pathetic I say. Teenage girls have nothing better to do. A couple days ago Trin's so called "best friend" has taken my place temporarily. Trin is my best friend ;) I am #1 because I live there, and I'm the one that gets her attention the first thing in the morning. I DEMAND I GET BETTER PHOTOS! Trin is being a lazy ass. Sleeping until 4PM. I need breakfast, and lunch you know! No new fresh photos. Well i'm off to bed now. The lights in here are bothering the hell at out of me. Toodles, Relay (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 18th, 2003
12:58 pm	i'm mad at Rj he said this: "Ah, RELAY you're fat." (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 17th, 2003
11:09 am	photolog #1 (dates unknown) Meow! Here's the first entry. I refuse to talk anymore today. I feel like resting. Beauty sleep is important. These are pictures of me in the bathroom, with the red lights on. Photographer was smashism Trin, and me don't remember the dates so i'll just use these pictures today: ( /7 more ) (Comment on this)